Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Energumen

Energumen - Void Spiritualism 2014
01. Energumen - Void Spiritualism, 2014 Tape
     self released - demo MMXIV
Massively aural mutilation of mind and body! This new band will be very soon propelled to the top orbits of the mega death. If you enjoyed the Putrevore post, do not miss Energumen (from Switzerland and France). This is in your teeth skull crushing regurgitation of molten lead condensation, listen to Energumen and vomit yourself to the next 666 levels. Expect an Energumen album out very soon and DO NOT MISS IT! But why am I one of the privileged 50 to own (2 copies of) this killer demo tape? Because I met the crazy drummer when he just started to walk (he is the son of old friends) and he figured I'd like to hear what he's all about nowadays. I think he learned how to use his feet and general body coordination seems no problem at all now. Bravo Mathieu. I'm just feeling old and useless now. But I will take another dose of Energumen and the suns of sulfur will shines again between the cracks of my neuron. Death til zer!
!ZER Energumen ZER!
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En attendant, lisez ce rapport payé par vos impôts (notamment la page 91) et souriez du toujours pertinent usage de votre argent.
Et puis attention au diable !

Friday, July 18, 2014

Putrevore - Macabre Kingdom

Putrevore - Macabre Kingdom 2012
01. Putrevore - Macabre Kingdom, 2012 CD
     Xtreem Music - XM 113 CD
Bloated corpses and black magic! When I order a disc, I always browse the entire catalog of the distro in order to find something else to minimize shipping per disc, and because I am a junkie. This is how I was attracted to Putrevore, which I was completely unaware of 3 weeks ago. I found the moniker, the stupid logo, the album title, and the artwork, which is a parody of (or a tribute to?) Hellhammer, totally enticing, so I just bet $10 on it (no preview, no review - it's all 1984 again). I expected some modernized old-school Autopsy | Grave, something like Denial Fiend. Then it arrived in my mailbox (with the new RDP) and holy zer! it is indeed old school, but much more like the sacred Molested, with a touch of Grave and a trace of Morbid Angel. Fucking guttural straight forward blasting death machine! I can't stop listening to this monstrosity! This is a template for death metal and the perfect tribute to the 90s stuff. I haven't been excited by this kind of stuff since Grave's 2006 album or Dead Congregation. AWESOME! Bang your head against two anvils! THRASH TIL DEATH TIL ZOMBIES APOCALYPSES!
!ZER Putrevore ZER!
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Monday, July 14, 2014

Novelty post

Conquest For Death - Many Nations, One Underground 2013
Ringworm - Bleed 2013
Autopsy - Tourniquets, Hacksaws And Graves 2014
Bl'ast - The Expression Of Power 2014
Ghoul - Hang Ten 2014
Mekong Delta - In A Mirror Darkly 2014
Misery - The Beginning 2014
Psycho - Chainsaw Priest 2014
Ratos De Porão - Século Sinistro 2014
Ringworm - Hammer Of The Witch 2014
Sheja - Dual World 2014
Violator - Scenarios Of Brutality 2014
01. Conquest For Death - Many Nations, One Underground, 2013 Vinyl 12" 45 RPM
     Tankcrimes Records - TANK071
02. Ringworm - Bleed, 2013 Vinyl 10" 45 RPM Limited Edition
     Relapse Records - RR7242-1
03. Autopsy - Tourniquets, Hacksaws And Graves, 2014 CD Album Limited Edition
     Peaceville - CDVILEF490
04. Bl'ast - The Expression Of Power, 2014 Vinyl LP x 3
     Southern Lord - LORD179
05. Ghoul - Hang Ten, 2014 Vinyl 10"
     Tankcrimes - TC76
06. Mekong Delta - In A Mirror Darkly, 2014 CD Album
     Steamhammer - SPV 266032 CD
07. Misery - The Beginning, 2014 Vinyl LP Limited Edition
     Inimical Records - IR035
08. Psycho - Chainsaw Priest, 2014 CD Album
     Selfmadegod Records - SMG 117
09. Ratos De Porão - Século Sinistro, 2014 CD Album
     Bruak! Records, Red Star Recordings, Voice Music - none, none, VMCD95
10. Ringworm - Hammer Of The Witch, 2014 CD Album
     Relapse Records - RR7230
11. Sheja - Dual World, 2014 CD
     METALLIC CORE - B00JXM00Y2
12. Violator - Scenarios Of Brutality, 2014 Vinyl LP Album
     War On Music - WOM045
Let's pump some fresh meat and complete the flacollection with new releases from these previously posted bands. All these things are great, no disappointment, only excitement. Yes, Psycho are back with one straight forward fast & raw thrashcore charge that excels at exhuming their 90s output. Zer! The Misery mini LP offers a Sacrilege cover (inferior to the original) and a continuation in the Amebix direction taken by the previous double LP. Violator deliver the Nuclear Assault / Tankard they are known for, nothing new here but still great. Sheja returns with a triplazer cover album (Thin Lizzy, Accept, Judas Priest...). Ringworm pursue their relentless thrash attack with a mini album that contains a Discharge cover and an album without a Discharge cover. Bestial stuff that manages to keep your neuron on its toes without any spark of originality. It takes talent to make great generic thrash. The same may be said about Ratos De Porao, but since RDP more or less invented this crossover thrash thing, you can't blame them for going on and perfecting it. RDP are in top shape, all teeth, hammers and rage in full swing, Seculo Sinistro is a deadly bulldozer of venomous hardcore and thrash metal! FUCK YEAH! Autopsy also return with a major demonstration in sleazy death metal monstrosity, this is their best album since the Macabre Eternal return. Awesome deluge of massive death elephants!! The Ghoul mini LP is maybe not as exciting as the previous one but still a highly enjoyable burst of surf thrash, while the latest Conquest For Death is full of things greater than their previous things. CFD's punk thrash is still quick and a little sharper than before, bravo. What am I forgetting? Ah yes the newest Mekong Delta. This is another pearl to add to their zero default discography. The high definition metal of Mekong Delta is a its best and one could legitimately wonder why listen to flaccid 21st century (or even 90s...) Iron Maiden when MD can fulfill the need for such things ten times over. I'm not mentioning Metallica because it is irrelevant, we are talking about real metal here. This new album is even better than the two previous ones, Mekong Delta dominate, period. And last but not least, the beast everybody was expecting, the Bl'ast! re-release! At first I had decided I did not care about it as I already own 3 versions of the Power of Expression (LP, CD, tribute), and I can resist my consuming impulses. But when you're an addict, you're an addict, and when I stumbled on this triple LP re-release at my favorite local store, I could not let it in the rack. So what about it? It's mildly disappointing. It contains 3 different recordings of the Power of Expression. LP 1 is a remaster of the album you already know, nothing particularly exciting (yes the album is a fucking classic, but do I need a 4th version?). LP 2 and 3 are previous sessions with the same songs (or less) and they sound terrible (production wise) compared to the official version. There is one unreleased song on LP 2, that's very cool. The artwork and packaging are nice too, but not as classy as the magnificent Blood release. So, in the end pretentious assholes like me need to collect this Bl'ast! stuff and Southern Lord know how to target us, but well, you could live without it if you own the originals. I swear, if Take The Manic Ride resurfaces with a new mix, I won't buy it until the day I buy it. Now, a live album would be seriously cool! Let's hope the reunion will bring us such a thing. BL'AST!
BUY ALL THESE DISCS!
!ZER Bl'astopsyvioserychodeporaowormjaquest ZER!
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Need to waste many minutes on a hangover day? It's Summer, your are entitled to this assortment of tedious crap that may dull you to complete disembodiment:

This shit is so boring, absurd and childish that you experience out of body experiences every five minutes, wandering to other spaces like the fridge and the toilet. This is new age for prepubescent Facebook teens (possibly only the female segment). Yet unlike Noah, it is not funny. Noah was a truly hilarious bucket of vomit featuring giant stone robots, non-stop whining, nonsensical dialogues & absurd situations, and potentially infinite loops of incest. Every scene in Noah is great, Sharknado level. But Transcendence has none of these qualities, it barely reaches the level of a Greenpeace commercial on your homeopath's ipad. It's as interesting as a necklace of spherical sterilized turds in an abandoned cabin and as original as the underwear of Ronald Reagan. And while Noah was the adaptation of a famous book, T. tried to hide its rip-off of the Lawnmower Man from 1992. Replicas of 3rd rate movies from the 90s are a disaster (other red flag: it features Morgan Freeman). But you save on sleeping pills, so why not.


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Another proof that if you vote, you support war and misery.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Japanische Kampfhörspiele

Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Japanische Kampfhörspiele 2001
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Die Großstadt Stinkt, Ist Laut Und Septisch 2002
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Fertigmensch 2003
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Hardcore Aus Der Ersten Welt 2004
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Deutschland Von Vorne 2005
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Früher War Auch Nicht Alles Gut 2006
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Rauchen Und Yoga 2007
Various Artists - Slimewave Edition Four Of Six 2007
Various Artists - Japanische Kampfhörspiele / Are You God? 2008
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Live In Trier 2009
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Luxusvernichtung 2009
Various Artists - Japanische Kampfhörspiele/Eisenvater 2009
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Bilder Fressen Strom 2010
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Kaputte Nackte Affen 2011
Various Artists - A Tribute To Japanische Kampfhörspiele 2011
Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Welt Ohne Werbung 2014
01. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Japanische Kampfhörspiele, 2001 CD Album
     Blutwurscht Produktion - BWP 002
02. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Die Großstadt Stinkt, Ist Laut Und Septisch, 2002 CD Album Enhanced
     Blutwurscht Produktion - BWP 003
03. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Fertigmensch, 2003 CD EP
     Bastardized Recordings - BE012
04. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Hardcore Aus Der Ersten Welt, 2004 CD Album
     Bastardized Recordings - BE015
05. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Deutschland Von Vorne, 2005 CD Mini-Album
     Bastardized Recordings - BE020
06. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Früher War Auch Nicht Alles Gut, 2006 CD Compilation
     Bastardized Recordings - BE022
07. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Rauchen Und Yoga, 2007 CD Limited Edition
     Bastardized Recordings - BE029
08. Various Artists - Slimewave Edition Four Of Six, 2007
     Relapse Records - RR1070, Compilation
     Contains 6 songs by: Bathtub Shitter, Japanische Kampfhörspiele
09. Various Artists - Japanische Kampfhörspiele / Are You God?, 2008
     Baskat Recordings - BKR++5, Compilation
     Contains 8 songs by: Are You God, Japanische Kampfhörspiele
10. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Live In Trier, 2009 CD Mini-Album
     Ecocentric Records - ER # 160
11. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Luxusvernichtung, 2009 CD Album
     Unundeux - 112/001
12. Various Artists - Japanische Kampfhörspiele/Eisenvater, 2009
     Power It Up - P.I.U. # 102, Compilation
     Contains 4 songs by: Eisenvater, Japanische Kampfhörspiele
13. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Bilder Fressen Strom, 2010 CD Album
     Unundeux - 112/003
14. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Kaputte Nackte Affen, 2011 CD Album
     Unundeux - 112/005
15. Various Artists - A Tribute To Japanische Kampfhörspiele, 2011
     Unundeux - 112/010, Compilation
     Contains 76 songs by: Benninghoff, Coggy, Phobiatic, By Brute Force, My Cold Embrace, Schwarzer Storch, Test, Psycarnage, Unchallenged Hate, Zengaia, Fruity Bongo Grind, CortisoL, All Good Comes In Cans, World Downfall, Geld Et Nelt, Hool Tripleseven, Excrementory Grindfuckers, Gröhl Karaoke, Yacøpsæ, Jaka Wie Hosso, Warfield Within, Zeroed, Walking Dinos, Deuscastiga, J. Schiel, Clássicos Eternos, Stern Fucking Zeit, Layers, Kannibal Krach, Heifetz, Clone, Desalmado, Mozek Motors, Anilingus, Jack Slater, Beat Vox, Schlachtung, All The Ashes, Die Chranks, No One Gets Out Alive, Gods Will Be Done, Re.Creator, All N4tural, Bastard Peels, Lower Than Zero, Makaaba, Eulenkrampf, Kruste, Enddarm, DER_WARRIOR, Schwule Nuttenbullen, Pigs With Chainsaws, Kandidate, The, Lieutenant Dave & The Vohwinkels, Rummelsnuff, Tenderloin Hooker Needles, Glöckner Brodschneider, Satanische Fahrstuhlmusik, Wrong., Esgibtauchgeld, Anything But Yours, Spoilt Flesh, 100000 Tonnen Kruppstahl, Slobodan Kajkut, Lattenrost, You Kill It We Grill It, Anal Treatment XXX-Perience, The, Reanima, Christoph De Babalon, Vaulting, Panzerfront, Akolyth, R3000, White Eyes, Noisebazooka
16. Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Welt Ohne Werbung, 2014 CD Album
     UnUnDeux - 112/024
Today is the day of eternal bliss: finally, the requested reload of JaKa's meisterwerk discography. The uninterrupted awesomeness of their thrashing hardcore death black metal magic onslaught should be part of all communication towards ETs, angels, souls and any otherworldly beings to affirm the advancement of civilization. Or maybe use JaKa as the ultimate weapon to shut down all the fucking bastard subhumans currently shooting and bombing people in all these war fields everywhere. Der Planet stinkt, ist laut und septisch. Soldat, du sollst dich töten.
!ZER Japanische Kampfhörspiele ZER!
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Friday, July 4, 2014

Procession

Procession - The Cult Of Disease 2009
Procession - Destroyers Of The Faith 2010
Procession - To Reap Heavens Apart 2013
01. Procession - The Cult Of Disease, 2009 CD
     Iron Kodex Records - IK007CD
02. Procession - Destroyers Of The Faith, 2010 CD Album
     High Roller Records - HRR 146 CD
03. Procession - To Reap Heavens Apart, 2013 CD Album
     High Roller Records - HRR 300 CD
Let us proceed to the most magnificent metal discovery of recent years. In Eternal Zer Top Ten Doom City, Procession take the crown, the scepter and the throne. These three releases (the first one gathering the amazing demos from 2000 and 2008) are the wettest dream of the doom metal disciple. Very heavy and crunchy, with prominent thundering bass, delivering hypnotic compositions and haunting with outstanding vocals, this is the sonic matter that Solstice and Solitude Aeturnus fans have been longing for for years. Attention: not stoner doom, not sludge doom, not drone doom, but crushing heavy metal doom with the best singer I've heard in a new generation band. Best worldwide metal of the decade! The perfection of doom awaits!
!ZER Procession ZER!
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Bored of stupid movies and TV series? Try this.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Nailed Down

Nailed Down - Violent Distortion 1995
Nailed Down - Leak Of Deadly Bacteria 1996
Nailed Down - Atrocious Damnation 1997
Nailed Down - Honour And Glory 1997
Nailed Down - Might Is Right 2002
Nailed Down - Perth Wolfpack 2002
Nailed Down - Resurrection 2003
01. Nailed Down - Violent Distortion, 1995 CD Mini
     Profane Existence Far East - EASTEXIST 2
02. Nailed Down - Leak Of Deadly Bacteria, 1996 Vinyl 7" 45 RPM
     Spiral Objective - SPIRAL - 8
03. Nailed Down - Atrocious Damnation, 1997 Vinyl 10" 33 ⅓ RPM
     Ecocentric Records - E.R. #145
04. Nailed Down - Honour And Glory, 1997 Flexi-disc 8" EP 33 ⅓ RPM
     Six Weeks - SW-21
05. Nailed Down - Might Is Right, 2002 Vinyl 7" Limited Edition
     Power It Up - P.I.U. #1
06. Nailed Down - Perth Wolfpack, 2002 Vinyl LP Album
     Power It Up - P.I.U. #02
07. Nailed Down - Resurrection, 2003 CD Album
     First Blood Family - FBF-006
It's Christmas everyday at the Church Of Zer. Today we consecrate the Nailed Down request and there is much drooling. The eternal noise of Nailed Down resonates forever on planet Disorder. Violent Distortion conjures all Disorder layers in one toxic factory of thrashing punk chainsaws. Large smiles are painted on out faces as we crack another tank of bear beer.
!ZER Nailed Down ZER!
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Friday, June 27, 2014

Mindwar

Mindwar - Mindwar 1992
Mindwar - Degeneration 1994
01. Mindwar - Mindwar, 1992 CD EP
     Mindwar - none
02. Mindwar - Degeneration, 1994 CD Album
     XNO Records - XNO 94-07-1
Previously posted 5 years ago, long requested, finally rezerred with much rejoicing. The EP is still good, but the Degeneration album is greater than ever, it seems to get better and better with age (mine or his?). This is indeed one incredible release for fans of Bl'ast! and Rollins Band, and to some extent Damnation AD. But it's much greater than the mere digestion of influences, it is a true 90s hardcore masterpiece, even by 80s purists standards. It is massive and incisive, groovy but dark (no jumping Biohazard shit), and extremely well executed and produced. It deserves a full auditorium in Eternal Top Ten Zer City, and if you allow me a little blasphemy, it is much greater than the unreleased parts of the triple LP reissue of the first Bl'ast! album (which I will post soon, yes). Now get trampled by the Mindwar hammer, zer!
!ZER Mindwar ZER!
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Monday, June 23, 2014

Geriatric Unit

Geriatric Unit - Life Half Over EP 2007
Geriatric Unit - Nuclear Accidents EP 2007
Geriatric Unit - Distance And Damage 2008
Geriatric Unit - Permethrin Blues 2009
Geriatric Unit - Audit Of Enemies 2010
01. Geriatric Unit - Life Half Over EP, 2007 CD EP
     Boss Tuneage - BTRC020
02. Geriatric Unit - Nuclear Accidents EP, 2007 CD EP
     Social Bomb Records, Violent Change - SBR-010, VC006
03. Geriatric Unit - Distance And Damage, 2008 CD Album
     Boss Tuneage - BTRC027
04. Geriatric Unit - Permethrin Blues, 2009 CD Album
     Boss Tuneage - BTRC043
05. Geriatric Unit - Audit Of Enemies, 2010 CD Album
     Boss Tuneage, Social Bomb Records - BTRC055, SBR020
!ZER Geriatric Unit ZER!
Another old request refilled: the hardcore all-star band that involves ex Heresy and Iron Monkey personnel. The result is an array of Ripcord sounding discs, without the frantic speed of Heresy nor the sludge avalanche of Iron Monkey. It totally sounds like Ripcord. Are you a Ripcord fan? You are a Geriatric Unit fan. Are you not a Ripcord fan? WHAT?
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PS: as a follow-up to previous remarks about the economically impaired, if interested in the nature and mechanics of money and banking, this is very interesting.

Thursday, June 19, 2014

OvO

OVO - Cicatrici 2004
OVO - Miastenia 2006
OVO - Crocevia 2008
OvO - Cor Cordium 2011
OVO - Abisso 2013
01. OVO - Cicatrici, 2004 CD Album
     Bar La Muerte, Ebria Records - bar27, Bronto - 002
02. OVO - Miastenia, 2006 CD Album
     Load Records - Load 091
03. OVO - Crocevia, 2008 CD Album
     Load Records - Load 120
04. OvO - Cor Cordium, 2011 CD Album
     Supernatural Cat - CAT 010
05. OVO - Abisso, 2013 CD
     Supernatural Cat - CAT 016CD
Yesterday was Swans day in Montreal. Noisy abrasion and bleeding eardrums, great evening! So, since I'm too lazy to post the Swans themselves, it seems relevant to pump some OvO today. This Italian duet purveys all the delicious cerebral fix you'd expect from the doom workshop of the asylum for schizophrenic black metal Martians. No, it's not metal at all, but it is as evil as anything metal. I don't want to waste your time and mine trying to describe their sound, just listen to the albums, especially the last 3, and experience aural astralsturbation. OvO are insane and a constant spin at the Church, an awesome monster predominantly über zer. Buy their stuff, smoke uranium, eat tomato sauce. Trivial Pursuit: Alan Dubin appears on the new album, on the most Khanatesque part. Now listen to their newest release: ovomusic.bandcamp.com/album/averno-oblio-3
!ZER OVO ZER!
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Continue with more neurotic short-circuits: asilo.bandcamp.com

And now for something completely different: Body Count Tendencies!


PS: shit! This is post #1313! What do the stars say? Is it bad luck or good luck?

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