Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Deathtoll

Deathtoll - Deathtoll - 2003
Blown To Bits, Deathtoll - Blown To Bits / Deathtoll - 2005
01. Deathtoll - Deathtoll , 2003 Vinyl 7"
     Kangaroo Records - none
02. Blown To Bits, Deathtoll - Blown To Bits / Deathtoll , 2005 CD EP
     Yellow Dog Records, Despotic Records - YD048, Despotic 3 , Compilation
     Contains 14 songs by: Blown To Bits, Deathtoll
Featuring Attitude Adjustment's second angry singer, Deathtoll do sound very much like post-American Paranoia AA, to my enormous enjoyment. If these recordings were branded as the follow-ups to Out Of Hand, you would not flinch. Deathtoll deliver straightforward ripping thrashcore that will make any 80s enthusiast cry. A lot. Thrash til rezer!!!
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!ZER Blown To Bits, Deathtoll ZER!

Friday, December 12, 2014

Old Head

Old Head - Maximum Rock - 2011
01. Old Head - Maximum Rock, 2011 CD Album
     At War With False Noise - ATWAR092
From fine people in Brutal Truth, Total Fucking Destruction and Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, here comes the hottest and most energetic retroldschool metal album of the decade. It's like Megadeth and Angel Witch doing nasty business in a hot cave. Strictly no Earache retro band can even dream of brushing the class of this criminally ignored little diamond. A diamond made of metal, of course! Rock til you zer!
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!ZER Old Head ZER!

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Sausage + Oysterhead

Sausage - Riddles Are Abound Tonight - 1994
Oysterhead - The Grand Pecking Order - 2002
01. Sausage - Riddles Are Abound Tonight, 1994 CD Album
     Interscope Records - IND 92361
02. Oysterhead - The Grand Pecking Order, 2002 CD Album
     Elektra - 7559-62677-2
It's been a very fucking busy week with 5 hours nights, but now posting will resume to its normal pace. Let's slip into a sweet coma with my two favorite Les Claypool-involved projects (from the ones I know... there are hundreds!). Besides Primus of course. Sausage is very great, but Oysterhead is totally amazing and features Steward Copeland. Sailing the seas of zer!
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!ZER Sausage, Oysterhead ZER!

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Wehrmacht

Wehrmacht - Shark Attack 1987
Wehrmacht - Biērmächt 1988
Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989 2014
Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989 2014
Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989 2014
Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989 2014
Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989 2014
Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989 2014
Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989 2014
01. Wehrmacht - Shark Attack, 1987 Vinyl LP Album
     Shark Records - SHARK 002
02. Wehrmacht - Biērmächt, 1988 Vinyl LP Album
     Shark Records - SHARK 009
03. Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989, 2014 Vinyl LP Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 5, CD Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 2
     F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 070
04. Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989, 2014 Vinyl LP Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 5, CD Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 2
     F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 070
05. Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989, 2014 Vinyl LP Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 5, CD Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 2
     F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 070
06. Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989, 2014 Vinyl LP Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 5, CD Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 2
     F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 070
07. Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989, 2014 Vinyl LP Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 5, CD Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 2
     F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 070
08. Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989, 2014 Vinyl LP Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 5, CD Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 2
     F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 070
09. Wehrmacht - The Complete Beer-Soaked Collection 1985-1989, 2014 Vinyl LP Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 5, CD Compilation Limited Edition Remastered x 2
     F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 070
Are your organs emitting juices in all directions at once?
!ZER Wehrmacht ZER!
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Monday, November 24, 2014

Filler: Bad Brains, Church Of Misery, Clown, Dehumanizers, Raven

Raven - Stay Hard 1985
Raven - The Pack Is Back 1986
Church Of Misery - The Second Coming 2005
Clown - Livestock World 2007
Dehumanizers, The - A New World Odor 2010
Bad Brains - Rebel In The City Unknown
01. Raven - Stay Hard, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Atlantic - 781241-1
02. Raven - The Pack Is Back, 1986 Vinyl LP Album
     Atlantic - 781 629-1
03. Church Of Misery - The Second Coming, 2005 CD Album Reissue
     Rise Above Records - RISECD135
     Reissue from 2011
04. Clown - Livestock World, 2007 CD Album
     MCR Company - MCR-224
05. Dehumanizers, The - A New World Odor, 2010 CD
     PIG RECORDS - 884501328258
06. Bad Brains - Rebel In The City, Unknown Vinyl LP Unofficial Release
     Crustafar-I - none
     Live at Max's Kansas City, New York 02/79
Filler to complete missing parts from previous posts. The 1st marvelous Clown album was sacrificed in the first file-sharing holocaust, requested and well deserving of a lossless repost. Its title is a reminder of the human farming process, and its music fulfills our constant craving for Japanese hardcore of the Paintbox | Forward | Tetsu Arrey branch. A punksterpiece. The 2 Raven were left out of the Raven post for a reason I forgot, and they are not their best (their worst is more appropriate), but not that bad after all. The Dehumanizers CD is an excellent, no, amazing super rocking return with a few more metal riffs (but not too many, just enough to piss off the punkistocracy). The Deep Throat songs are 100% punk rock for NoFx addicts, with a perfect ode to Burzum. And the Bad Brains bootleg is a horrible live recording, interesting only for its documentary value. I promise you will not listen to it twice. And since the Church Of Misery slipped the draft of the previous post, here is its glorious entirety of noisy stoner sludge, yesss!
Now 80s crossover/thrash fans should go and buy new underwear because the next post will possibly be the cause of some irreversible damage.
!ZER Clown ZER!
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It's time to vote for your favorite cheese (do not forget your vomit bag):


Friday, November 21, 2014

Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine

Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine - Rampton 2002
01. Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine - Rampton, 2002 CD
     Southern Lord - SUNN17
If you found Buzzov•en dark, heavy and slow, try Teeth Of Lions. Like the amazing Vhöl, Teeth is a supergroup from the doom scene (here involving personnel from Burning Witch / Khanate / Cathedral / Goatsnake / Sunn / Iron Monley), but unlike Vhöl, Teeth is not an outlet for giving space to all this speed and thrash that bubbles under its members' skin. No, Teeth pursues and develops the quest of its ancestors, it digs the grave deeper and wider, it fills it with the thickest viscosity and it fabricates another level in doom. A lower level. This may very well be the epitome of doom. I know it is my favorite Lee Dorian performance. This is unbelievable, crushing doom. Not funeral or psycho or death doom as in Mournful Congregation, Unholy or Esoteric. Nor stoner doom with Sabbath articulations, at all. No, Teeth is rather the ultimate doomdozer, the sound of the cosmic brakes that stop time, the auralscape of the suction of everything into nothing. I just blew an artery. Total fucking doom til the end of the universe!!!
But all is not bleak in this world, there are good news.
!ZER Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine ZER!
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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Buzzov•en

Buzzov•en - To A Frown 1993
Buzzov•en - Sore 1994
Buzzov•en - ...At A Loss 1998
Buzzov•en - Revelation: Sick Again 2007
Buzzov•en - Violence From The Vault 2010
01. Buzzov•en - To A Frown, 1993 Vinyl LP Album
     Allied Recordings - Allied No. 21
02. Buzzov•en - Sore, 1994 CD Album
     Roadrunner Records - RR 8998-2
03. Buzzov•en - ...At A Loss, 1998 CD Album
     Off The Records - OTR003
04. Buzzov•en - Revelation: Sick Again, 2007 Vinyl LP
     Sounds Of The South - SOTS-413
     Recorded in 1998
05. Buzzov•en - Violence From The Vault, 2010 CD Album
     Relapse Records - RR 7071-2
     Recorded in 1994/1996
Requested, rezerred. Let the sludgehammer drag you to the bottom of the tar swamp. This is disease made sound with several butt kicks. If you rejoicingly expect some Eyehategod with a thicker crust of hardcore/thrash from the thigh of C.O.C's Animosity, you will wet your pants. If you don't, your gums will bleed. Revelation: Sick Again is unavoidable. Do not sin, consume this through all your canals and vessels. Feel the mass, drown till zer!
!ZER Buzzov•en ZER!
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Sunday, November 16, 2014

Mutilator + Mutilated

Mutilator - Omens Of Dark Fate 1987
Mutilated - Psychodeath Lunatics 1988
Mutilated - Resurrected  1991
Mutilated - Resurrected / Psychodeath Lunatics 2004
Mutilated - In Memoriam 2013
01. Mutilator - Omens Of Dark Fate, 1987 Cassette Single Sided
     Not On Label - none
02. Mutilated - Psychodeath Lunatics, 1988 Cassette Single Sided EP
     Mutilated - Demo N 1
03. Mutilated - Resurrected , 1991 Cassette Single Sided EP
     Not On Label - Demo 91
04. Mutilated - Resurrected / Psychodeath Lunatics, 2004 Vinyl LP Compilation Unofficial Release
     Foreign Legion Records - none
     Both demos + 7''
05. Mutilated - In Memoriam, 2013 Vinyl LP Compilation x 2
     Triumph Ov Death - TOD LP001
     Live & rehearsals 1988/1993
Obliteration of the mutilazer! In the 80s, the European metal scene was certainly not dominated by the Latin countries, especially in the newborn thrash & death metal departments. France was particularly handicapped, even if Vulcain kicked serious ass, but they were more in a Motörhead vibe. Being far from impressed by Agressor, Loudblast or Massacra, I kept whining until Mutilator/Mutilated released these amazing demos full of Possessed, Death and Morbid Angel. At last! Something seriously evil in the seas of cheese! Explosion of killer thrashing deathonizer into our flabbered gast! Bang your head against these anvils! Mutilated made the best French death metal, and among the very best of the era on the continent. Et bien le bonjour à Michel.
!ZER Mutilated ZER!
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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Disorder

Disorder - Perdition EP 1982
Disorder - Under The Scalpel Blade 1984
Disorder - Gi Faen I Nasjonalitenten Din 1985
Disorder - Violent World / More Noise 1989
Disorder - The Rest Home For Senile Old Punks Proudly Presents...Disorder 1997
01. Disorder - Perdition EP, 1982 Vinyl 12" EP Reissue
     Puke N Vomit Records - PNV45-SR008
     Reissue from 2011
02. Disorder - Under The Scalpel Blade, 1984 Vinyl LP Album
     Disorder Records - AARGH!-1
03. Disorder - Gi Faen I Nasjonalitenten Din, 1985 Vinyl LP
     Disorder Records - AARGH 2
04. Disorder - Violent World / More Noise, 1989 Vinyl LP Album Reissue
     Antisociety - anti 32
     Reissue from 2013
05. Disorder - The Rest Home For Senile Old Punks Proudly Presents...Disorder, 1997 CD Compilation
     Anagram Records - CDPUNK 88
Requested, zerified. Disorder was the noisiest thing I had heard before getting Hear Nothing or Troops Of Tomorrow. I could not believe one could make more noise than Ace Of Spades. That Perdition EP is responsible for the liquid that was coming out of my ears in 1982, the melting of the eardrums. I was in Heaven and my acne almost fell off. From then on, the quest for more noise never ceased. Vivid memories of another century and a whole lot of fucking noise! Zer's not dead!
!ZER Disorder ZER!
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Sunday, November 9, 2014

Atomkraft

Atomkraft - Future Warriors 1985
Atomkraft - Queen Of Death 1986
Atomkraft - Conductors Of Noize 1987
Atomkraft - Total Metal The Neat Anthology 2004
Atomkraft - Total Metal The Neat Anthology 2004
Atomkraft - Cold Sweat 2011
Atomkraft - Looking Back To The Future 2014
Atomkraft - Looking Back To The Future 2014
Atomkraft - Looking Back To The Future 2014
01. Atomkraft - Future Warriors, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Neat Records - NEAT 1028
02. Atomkraft - Queen Of Death, 1986 Vinyl 12" EP 45 RPM
     Neat Records, Neat Records - NEAT 55-12, 55-12
03. Atomkraft - Conductors Of Noize, 1987 Vinyl LP Album
     Roadrunner Records - RR 9600
04. Atomkraft - Total Metal The Neat Anthology, 2004 CD Compilation x 2
     Sanctuary/Castle - 82310-72415-2
05. Atomkraft - Total Metal The Neat Anthology, 2004 CD Compilation x 2
     Sanctuary/Castle - 82310-72415-2
06. Atomkraft - Cold Sweat, 2011 CD Mini-Album Enhanced Limited Edition
     W.A.R. Productions - WAR067
07. Atomkraft - Looking Back To The Future, 2014 CD Compilation Limited Edition x 3
     Minotauro - M2014-11
08. Atomkraft - Looking Back To The Future, 2014 CD Compilation Limited Edition x 3
     Minotauro - M2014-11
09. Atomkraft - Looking Back To The Future, 2014 CD Compilation Limited Edition x 3
     Minotauro - M2014-11
Requested, zerified. Venom fans know what to do with Atomkraft, and already massage their necks. And general fans of 80s British steel, Tank/Warfare division, must also prepare to bang their heads. Atomkraft were great and we welcome the new Looking Back compilation with the joyful appetite of a cake loaded Sunday. Unlike the strange 2004 Neat anthology (which contains all 80s records, but in random song order...), the triple CD from 2014 contains only demo and live material from 1980 to 2011. And for those like me who hadn't heard the unreleased album demos, surprise is to be expected (not necessarily in good vibe). But for the rest, this is zeristic total metal! Hey, queen of death!
!ZER Atomkraft ZER!
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And to conclude this day of 1985 thrash let us attend

Friday, November 7, 2014

Vhöl

Vhol - Vhol 2013
01. Vhol - Vhol, 2013 CD Album
     Profound Lore Records - PFL.113
The most quickly zerified request! It is well deserved for this super-masterpiece. Vhöl involves people from Yob, Agalloch and Hammers Of Misfortune. I never heard H.O.M., but from the Metal Archives description, Vhöl seems to be in a totally different segment of the universe. And as far as Yob and Agalloch are concerned, I can confirm that Vhöl sounds nothing like their exquisite hammers of black doom fortune. It seems like these guys needed to play something faster and thrashier. I usually don't expect much from side projects, but this one is a giant gem shining brightly in the 11 dimensions of everything. If you need to hear some super-catchy-yet-evil black thrash metal, this is your album of the year. It is greater than almost every other release of the past two years. Yes, I have to reach for Triptykon, Morbus Chron, Vektor or Japanische Kampfhörspiele's last albums to get this excited. The quality of the song writing and the execution are over the top, the energy is formidable and the headbanging is of world class level. Forget the last Voïvod, and I don't say this lightly. All the Earache re-thrash bands now dissolve into complete nothingness. Even if this is a one album only affair, Vhöl's mark will be engraved forever on Eternal Zer Top Ten city's central palace's main wall.
!ZER Vhol ZER!
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